I didn't watch much of the Grammys-- missed The Police and got bored quickly. But the highlight of what I saw was not John Mayer's disturbing guitar solo face nor Gnarls Barkley playing the largo version of Crazy with a ginormous choir. Rather, it was Ornette Coleman in his snazzy suit introducing the nominees for best new artist. He did so by reading all of the lines on the teleprompter, including the cues, "Ornette:" and "Natalie:"